trying to organise plans in your mid 20s feels like trying to arrange a political summit during a civil war
So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead
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everyone knows about silly putty, and silly string, but what you need to watch out for is serious putty (C4) and serious string (tripwires)
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#Me posting on tumblr dot com and deleting 5 seconds later because i’m definitely not the same person anymore
100% Nintendo verified canon: the entirety of Zelda’s extensive emotional damage from Rhoam’s shitty parenting was undone by this single extremely dad reaction from Rauru
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do not let my jrpg ass get hold of the aux cord i will straight up play some shit called “battle 1” and start screaming and crying
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dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer
Yes, yes, the dentist. We’ve all been there.
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