beaft:

trying to organise plans in your mid 20s feels like trying to arrange a political summit during a civil war

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gulistan-blog:

㋡🥀

garbossed:

death penoty

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wellitsgabriel:

Whoa

(via astrealinnea)

chumbie:

gertrudefrankenstein:

So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead

(via astrealinnea)

fffwankie:

everyone knows about silly putty, and silly string, but what you need to watch out for is serious putty (C4) and serious string (tripwires)

(via astrealinnea)

americiumam:

not now sweetie mommy’s bearing the curse.

(via flightlessboy)

comradesaucegay:

itznarcotic:

mounting a rescue with this thing

(via meso-mijali)

redraccoondog:

100% Nintendo verified canon: the entirety of Zelda’s extensive emotional damage from Rhoam’s shitty parenting was undone by this single extremely dad reaction from Rauru

(via ryttu3k)

endmerit:

lugosis:

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morningsaidthemoon:

ALT

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+ this problem goes both ways,,

ALT

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infinite-chump:

r0zeclawz:

do not let my jrpg ass get hold of the aux cord i will straight up play some shit called “battle 1” and start screaming and crying

@bysaestyl

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operation-teleport:

masochistrights:

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

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